Well, I'm a college student,... and basically I'm the only sane person in this insane world, or the other way around, depends on your point of view. Otherwise I'm quite optimistic girl who loves love, (acronyms, innuendoes and smiley faces!) ;)
While sleeping with a muggle girl, the sex gets so good that Sirius groans, “Merlin, yes!” while they’re at it and the girl just stops right there and is like, “WHAT THE FUCK WHO IS MERLIN?”, thinking he’s said someone elses name in bed.
I realized that I don’t smile at people. I smile at animals.
So if I smile at you, I think you’re an animal, which is a good thing. Unless I call you an animal in Klingon, in which case you better run.
reasons I can’t live alone: I forget to stock up on toilet paper.